Mindanao 2028

Source: The Professional Heckler

Newspaper Headlines From the Independent State of Mindanao, Year 2028

Al Haj Murad seeks fresh term as Mindanao president,
Christian minority calls for boycott of polls

New government inaugurates police and military camps in Cotabato;
Osama Bin Laden is guest speaker

Commander Bravo sworn in as new chief of the Armed Forces of Mindanao

Abu Sayyaf Party wins big in local elections

Murad ignores pleas to release Piñol, 14 other political prisoners

President Escudero vows to block Mindanao’s bid for Asean membership

Fundamentalist cleric renews call to reclaim Sabah, invade Manila

Didagen Dilangalen named new Mindanao envoy to the Philippines

Suicide bomber attacks Lanao public market, suspect identified as Catholic

December 25 declared as a special working day, Christians cry foul

Ailing Joma Sison hits Malacañang, to seek asylum in Mindanao instead

Mindanao adopts “kudarat” as new currency unit

Government issues list of new national symbols:
Durian is national fruit; tuna, nat’l fish; airsoft, nat’l sport and Fernando Poe Jr., national hero

Nokia unveils latest cell phone unit, new feature can detonate 10 bombs simultaneously

RP-Mindanao Friendly Games seen to ease tension between the two states

Maranao lass is 1st ever Bb. Mindanao, eyes Miss Universe 2029 title